Hamburger... The Motion Picture 
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Dr. Mole: That is the equivalent of 3 tons of my new synthetic chicken.
Lyman Vunk: 3 TONS?
Dr. Mole: Yes... that would be as if he had a bucket of chicken, every day, for 500 years.
Lyman Vunk: Is ther any chance of brain damage?
Zipser: Cluck... Cluck.