Donnie:
There's only two things I can't do. One is make love to a woman, the other one is piss up a wall. And right now there's only one of those I regret not being able to do.

Donnie:
You were finished 10 minutes ago; you were just pretending.

Donnie:
Why don't you go home and pretend with your wife?

Kanning:
Well go on, kid, they're not going to bite you. That costs extra.

Carver:
Mr. Bartel was disappointed to find out you turned down his offer.

Kanning:
Got a lot of parts on me, ain't working like they used to.

Sheriff:
This is a quiet town, and we'd like to keep it that way.

Donnie:
Honey, it ain't about you.

Donnie:
If you're gonna treat me like a whore, you're gonna pay me like a whore.