Stars: Mickey Rourke, Don Johnson, Chelsea Field, Daniel Baldwin, Giancarlo Esposito
Genre: Action, Crime, Drama
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 98 minutes
Sheathing itself in bad taste, this film flaunts its tackiness, its machismo, and its very stupidity, which of course makes for a lot of dopey fun. Harley Davidson (Mickey Rourke) returns to his roots, the LA of 1996 (the film was set in the near future, as it was made in 1991). Burbank has become an airport, a new drug called Crystal Dream is all the rage, and Harley's favorite bar is being torn down. To save it, he and the Marlboro Man (Don Johnson, at his most engaging) concoct an armed robbery that goes awry. Instead of cash, they end up with a shipment of Crystal Dream. Hunted by a drug dealer's goons, the two bark, fight, drink, and squint at each other as they try to get themselves out of their mess. This is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid for the monster-truck crowd, with plenty of breasts, choppers, broken pool cues, and empty bottles. It's impossible to blame this film for being so emphatically trashy; its creators would consider that a compliment, anyway. --Keith Simanton
We're gonna jump.
Are you out of your fuckin' mind?
C'mon, it's the only way.
You're gonna get shot up here.
Well, you're gonna get squashed down there.
I'd rather be squashed than shot.
I owe you that.
I hate you for this... I fuckin' hate you for this.
I HATE YOU HARLEY... Oh shit!
Some rush, eh?
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