Candi:
If they get married, I'll do the shower.

Jade:
I'll do the pictures.

Roxana:
I do groomsmen.

Amanda:
I searched his apartment and i know him... intimately.

Roxana:
Honey, you left the blinds open. We all know him intimatley.

Lisa:
Look busy.

Amanda:
I am busy.

Lisa:
Well, help me look busy.

Candi:
Don't envy us. We're struggling.

Amanda:
I've got the runs. I mean, I've got to run. (walks away) Oh my God. I've got the runs?

Amanda:
He's got some fatal flaw.

Candi:
How do you know that?

Amanda:
I'm attracted to him.

Roxana:
And remember, turn on the headlights.

Jade:
Not one step further. This place is filthy.

Jade:
I'm getting hives just from being around these ugly people.

Amanda:
Why are you talking your therapist about me?

Jade:
She says I talk too much about myself.

Roxana:
Hey Amanda? If you find a 20 dollar bill on the floor of someone else's apartment is it the same as if you find it in the street?

Amanda:
No.

Roxana:
Then I haven't found anything.

Jade:
Lemme just say, if he hadn't washed his hands this investigation would be over right here.

Candi:
No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules.

Roxana:
Ew!

Jade:
No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?

Holly:
We have a lot of people interested, so what is it that you do?

Amanda:
Oh, I work...

Holly:
You work? I like you! Did I mention you're in the lead for the apartment?

Roxana:
Isn't that the new CK girl?

Jade:
Uh-huh. She's cute.

Holly:
You know, I heard they gave here eleven million dollars.

Amanda:
She looks fourteen, though.

Holly:
Hello?

Holly:
How much room do you need to sleep? But shoes, they need their space.

Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot:
(Referring to Amanda's weak-kneed collapse after seeing him) Maybe you should have those checked.

Amanda:
I look like STEVIE NICKS!

Amanda:
Why don't you have a badge?

Amanda:
Well Hey! You know what? I'm undercover too! Did you want to see my badge? Oopsie! I don't have one!

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