Heat Vision and Jack 
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Heat Vision: My friend Jack says the universe is infinite. He says you can travel forever and never reach the edge. I say the edge is where you find it.
Frank: Come on Johnson... use both shoes!
Jack Austin: Knowledge is power... for real.
Heat Vision: Is that blood?
Jack Austin: The blood of tomatoes.
Jack Austin: They have a man tracking me down. A very dangerous man. His name is Ron Silver. Like me, a former astronaut, but also a gifted actor.
Jack Austin: Come on you big ball of gas, light my darkest hour.
The Doctor: Can I trouble you for an autograph?
Ron Silver: Yeah, if you have a pen.
The Doctor: I don't have a pen.
Ron Silver: Well get a pen, and I'll give you an autograph.
Heat Vision: He pushed me over.
The Sheriff: He got away?
Heat Vision: Listen, lady, he pushed me over.
Jack Austin: Hip to their jive, I called my roommate Doug, and asked him to come pick me up. If I had known then what I know now... I would have called a cab.
Jack Austin: You learn to accept things when you're on the run... if fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.
Pool Player #1: Hey, that guy disintegrated Jasmine!
Jack Austin: I know everything!
Heat Vision: I say a round Earth is a blessing. Each day you can see a new horizon. Goodnight.
The Sheriff: Jack, if you stay here, I can take care of you.
Jack Austin: In the past, I've try to tell my story to journalists. Make friends. Open up to women. They're all dead. I've burnt out my daylight. Time for my to ride.