Vinnie:
Well, listen, Ms. Movie star - Vinnie doesn't pay for it. OK? Vinnie NEVER pays for it.

Crazy Shapiro:
It's Roz! It's Roz! It's Roz! It's Roz!

Crazy Shapiro:
Some nights I... I just feel like painting a picture.

Vinnie:
Hey, Norman Rockwell - paint me a picture.

Crazy Shapiro:
I didn't say I painted. I said I "felt like" like it.

Vinnie:
Hey, there are over twenty million faggots in New York that "feel like it?" You wanna make it twenty million and one?

Old Vinnie:
If there was one thing we learned back then that's still true now, it's that if you turn a woman upside down, they all look alike. So why bother?

Crazy Shapiro:
When I'm up on the roof, it's like nothing can touch me. You know, it's all so quiet and beautiful, with the whole city right out in front of my eyes.