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Star: I'm gracing this armpit of a town for one night, if you think I'm gonna know the name of the VENUE in El Arm-Pitto... You're Sadly Mistaken
Star: What do you think you're doing?
Bodyguard: I'm going with you, ma'am.
Star: Then get on the roof and hold on tight. Out, OUT!
Star: Coffee! I WANT MY COFFEE!
Star: I am so over black!
Star: If you keep your eyes on the road instead of on me, we might be getting somewhere.
Star: What are you doing?
Bodyguard: I'm coming with you ma'am
Star: Well then get on the roof and hold on tight... OUT... OUT!
Bodyguard: I'll follow behind.
Star: Yeah great idea tough guy.
The Driver: You just hang on tight, sir!
The Driver: We'll get you there safely!
Star: You are *such* a moron!