Alex Hitch Hitchens:
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.

Alex Hitch Hitchens:
Never lie, steal, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

Alex Hitch Hitchens:
One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just... one shot, to make the difference between happily ever after, and oh? he's just some guy I went to some thing with once.

Albert:
You can't stop it...

Albert:
You cannot stop it...

Albert:
I want to jump in front of every cab I see, because maybe then I'll stop thinking about her.

Alex Hitch Hitchens:
Lean in, place your hand on the small of her back, say it in her ear like a secret. But watch your hand placement, too high says, ?I just wanna be friends?, too low says, ?I just wanna grab some ass?.

Albert:
Okay. Friends. Ass. Me.

Alex Hitch Hitchens:
Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise. you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly... is you.

Alex Hitch Hitchens:
Basic principles, there are none.

Albert:
You know what it's like getting up every morning? Feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man. But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you.

Alex Hitch Hitchens:
Get out.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.

Relationships are for people who are just waiting for something better to come along.

One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just *one shot* to make the difference between happily-ever-after, and oh-he's-just-some-guy-I-went-to-some-thing-with-once.

Albert:
You know, honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. You know? I swear I'm going out of my mind. It's like I want to throw myself off of every building in New York. I see a cab and I just wanna dive in front of it because then I'll stop thinking about her.

Hitch:
Look, you will. Just give it time.

Albert:
That's just it. I don't want to. I mean, I've waited my whole life to feel this miserable. I mean, and if this is the only way I can stay connected with her, then… well, this is who I have to be.

So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows… but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.

Hitch:
Look, you will. Just give it time.

Albert:
That's just it. I don't want to. I mean, I've waited my whole life to feel this miserable. I mean, and if this is the only way I can stay connected with her, then… well, this is who I have to be.

You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you? Hitch:
Look, you will. Just give it time.

Albert:
That's just it. I don't want to. I mean, I've waited my whole life to feel this miserable. I mean, and if this is the only way I can stay connected with her, then… well, this is who I have to be.

Like I always tell my clients – begin each day as if it were on purpose.Albert:
That's just it. I don't want to. I mean, I've waited my whole life to feel this miserable. I mean, and if this is the only way I can stay connected with her, then… well, this is who I have to be.

Like I always tell my clients – begin each day as if it were on purpose.

Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom.

Hitch:
Now, on the one hand, it is very difficult for a man to even speak to someone who looks like you. But, on the other hand, should that be your problem?

Sara:
So life's kind of hard all around.

Hitch:
Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals – no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "fuck off" sign that you have stamped on your forehead.

I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?

Hitch:
Heard of Michelangelo? Heard of the Sistine Chapel?

Albert:
Yeah?

[Points at himself]

Hitch:
Michelangelo.

[Points at Albert]

Hitch:
Sistine Chapel.

Albert:
So you're saying you can make this work?

Hitch:
My name is Alex Hitchens. Let's go paint that ceiling.

When your wondering what to say, or how you look… just remember… she is already out with you. That means, she said yes, when she could've said no. That means she made a plan… when she could've just blown you off. So that means it is no longer you job to make her like you… It's is your job NOT TO MESS IT UP.

-Hitch

There is more to life than to watch other people live it.-Max

[to Albert] I need you to wrap your head around this. Tonight, Allegra Cole may get her *last* first kiss.

-Hitch

Because thats what people do… they leap and hope to God they can fly! Because otherwise, we just drop like a rock… wondering the whole way down…"why in the hell did I jump?" But here I am Sarah, falling. And there's only one person that makes me feel like I can fly… That's you.

-Hitch

Hitch:
Love is my life.

Albert:
No, love is your job!

I just know that I want to be… miserable. Like, *really* miserable. But hey, if that's what it takes for me to be happy, then… wait, that didn't come out right.

-Hitch

Hitch:
Love is my life.

Albert:
No, love is your job!

Sara:
What should we toast to?

Hitch:
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

Sara:
Relationships are for people who are just waiting for something better to come along.

Sara:
Relationships are for people who are just waiting for something better to come along.

Max:
There is more to life than to watch other people live it.