Marcus:
Yes, Mr. Mandick. No, I didn't come in for work. See, I was shot in the head recently by a call girl. Yes, I'm feeling much better. I'm fired? Okay, thank you very much.

Showering woman:
Your bare torso was most unattractive.

Blind date:
Enough with the breasts! I'll kill you!

Phone Sex Operator:
You remind me of a serial killer.

Phone Sex Operator:
I'm in no mood to have my breasts pawed at.