Ferdie:
I called 42 Oh, Chucks and you didn't come in.

Chuck:
I came in as soon as you hollered "Oh, Chuck!"

Ferdie:
From now on, don't wait for me to say "Oh, Chuck!" Get in here on the "Oh!"

Camille:
You boys ready to leave?

Ferdie:
I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in!

Ferdie:
Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!

Ted Lewis:
Is everybody happy?

Ferdie:
If you see a pair of pants go flyin' through the air, don't grab 'em.

Chuck:
Why not?

Ferdie:
I'll be in 'em!