Honey I Blew Up the Kid 
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Diane: There's one thing every little kid knows. Daddies mean fun; mommies mean business.
Wayne: I blew up the baby!
Nick: How did she take it?
Wayne: About like usual.
Wayne: We're his parents, we'll handle this. Diane, how do we handle this?
Diane: Just who do you think you are talking to him like that?
Wayne: Diane, let me handle this; Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
Diane: Don't fix it, Adam, just put down Mommy's coffee table.
Nick: Dad, were you ever popular in school?
Wayne: You bet. I was captain of the astrology team three years in a row. We were happenin' guys.
Nick: This is your last warning.
Nick: Alright, I'll give you one more warning.