Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves 
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Wayne Szalinski: You've reached the Szalinskis. At the sound of the beep, please leave your message, your fax, or your binary file.
Wayne Szalinski: Baseball camp will pass, but science is always cool.
Gordon Szalinski: You are dead meat, mister!
Wayne Szalinski: Gordon, you're three-quarters of an inch tall, now's not the time.
Diane Szalinski: If they don't un-shrink us they will be in so much trouble!
Gordon Szalinski: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?
Wayne Szalinski: This is great excersise.
Diane Szalinski: Yeah, why go to the gym when I've got a wicker chair?
Wayne Szalinski: The kids are messy eaters, so there'll be plenty of crums for us to eat.
Gordon Szalinski: Wayne, we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives tiny; we're ginna get big again.
Wayne Szalinski: Diane, are you going to stay mad at me the whole time or are you going to try and make the best of this bad situation?
Diane Szalinski: I'm going to stay mad at you the whole time.
Wayne Szalinski: Guess what? Gordon and I got tickets to see the shuttle launch tonight so if it's okay we're going to take off.
Diane Szalinski: No it isn't, Wayne. I am going on this vacation and nothing and nobody is gonna STOP ME!!!!!
Wayne Szalinski: Boy she *does* need a vacation.
Wayne Szalinski: Honey, I don't think we're using enough fabric softener.
Adam Szalinski: Did Nick ever complain about Camp Isosoles?
Diane Szalinski: Yes he did. He didn't like the fact that it was only six weeks long instead of eight.
Adam Szalinski: Brain box.