Bag Job:
Back in my day the women were *born* old, ugly and scary.

Alex:
Beam me up, Scotty! There's no life on Planet Impotent!

Nerdy John:
You've stirred up some vile, hideous, ill-tempered, and excessively butch creatures from beyond the grave... who, by the way, clearly have no comprehension of the term "cinematic continuity".