Hookers In a Haunted House 
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Bag Job: Back in my day the women were *born* old, ugly and scary.
Alex: Beam me up, Scotty! There's no life on Planet Impotent!
Nerdy John: You've stirred up some vile, hideous, ill-tempered, and excessively butch creatures from beyond the grave... who, by the way, clearly have no comprehension of the term "cinematic continuity".