Hot Dog... The Movie 
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Rudy: Do you know what I had for breakfast this morning rookie? How do you say... I had Sonny side up, und I had Sonny side down, und I had Sonny side all ze vay around.
Race Official: And now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none.
Dan O'Callahan: Hey Rudy, you can kiss my ass. Not on zis side, not on zat side... but right in zee meedle!
Kendo Yamamoto: What the fuck is Chinese Downhill?
Dan O'Callahan: We may be small! But we're slow!