I was surprised you brought up what you brought up just now. Why is it so awkward when we talk about it?
It puts me in a very awkward position. You see, I get the feeling I'm supposed to bring it up and then I'm damned for doing so.
I enjoy hearing about your conquests - this lorry driver, that docker.
Yes, well, that's all very well, but it's when it comes closer to home - I just don't know what to say when that happens.