John Lennon:
The lads are probably having a big party without us.

Brian Epstein:
You're not allowed to think about them. Doctor's orders.

John Lennon:
Dr. B. Epstein, Certified Faith Healer and Proctologist. What a shitty job that must be. No pun intended.

Brian Epstein:
I was surprised you brought up what you brought up just now. Why is it so awkward when we talk about it?

John Lennon:
Don't know.

Brian Epstein:
It puts me in a very awkward position. You see, I get the feeling I'm supposed to bring it up and then I'm damned for doing so.

John Lennon:
I enjoy hearing about your conquests - this lorry driver, that docker.

Brian Epstein:
Yes, well, that's all very well, but it's when it comes closer to home - I just don't know what to say when that happens.