Sammy Brown:
My name is Sammy Brown and I just came into town. Saw your ad, you're Mr. Lee. Say, you can make a mint on me.

Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
What do you do?

Sammy Brown:
Dance, sing.

Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
Play a role?

Sammy Brown:
Anything. Say, I'm a find for guys like you, cause there's nothing I can't do.

Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
Tell me, where did you work before?

Sammy Brown:
In a department store.

Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
Who told you you could dance and sing?

Sammy Brown:
For money, I'll do anything.

Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
I need a drink.

Tomalio:
Alright, I'll take a drink.

Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
You'll take the air!

Sammy Brown:
The air he cries!

Tomalio:
I no like the air. It's too cold outside.

Caesar's Ghost:
I played a part in Ben Hur once.

Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
What part did you play, sir?

Caesar's Ghost:
A girl, she played the part of Ben.

Mr. Lee, Theatrical Agent:
And you?

Caesar's Ghost:
I played her.

Sammy Brown:
This isn't Monkey Business.