Drummond:
You'll learn intern, you'll learn.

Hardcore:
Yea Hardcore is my real name and I had it legally changed a year ago. I wanted Diablo but it was already taken. I plan on reapplying for it when the other Diablo passes on.

Hardcore:
Scary is as scary does.

Hardcore:
You pussy, you fight like a lesbian biker bitch.

Sol:
That's funny you look like one.

Bug:
I'm going out and getting piss drunk

Hardcore:
Oh ya well I'm going to get me a girl and two tubs of Cool Whip.

Bug:
Cool Whip?

Hardcore:
I'm lactose intolerant