Eric Garrett:
Speaking of parties, I'm having one and we'd like to invite you as the official guest of honor.

Sarah Zoltanne:
Why? So you and your little "descendants club" can burn me at the stake and roast marshmallows by the fire?

Sarah Zoltanne:
Did you know smoking causes wrinkles?

Kyra:
Where have you guys been?

Sarah Zoltanne:
Oh, making out, lip-locking, tongue wrestling. The usual.

Kyra:
Very funny.

Sarah Zoltanne:
Garlic is for vampires! Just ask Buffy! Doesn't anyone in this school watch television?

Ted Rankin:
I know you are having a few adjustment problems.

Sarah Zoltanne:
Adjustment problems? Not getting picked for the prom committe, that's an adjustment problem!