Michael Corben:
I'll nail your ass to the wall.

Augustus Steranko:
That sounds very painful.

Michael Corben:
I am not afraid to die. I am not afraid to die. Who am I kidding?

Michael Corben:
Hmm, looks like he stepped out.

Michael Corben:
I knew I should have taken Spanish.

Areola Canastra:
Bonjour, Mousier Corben.

Michael Corben:
Uh, Boner. I mean Suior.

Michael Corben:
Hey, your dick's on fire!... Made ya look!

Michael Corben:
Shit.

Melissa Tyler:
Oh my god, we're all gonna die!

Kent:
No, we're not! Corbin's here!

Melissa Tyler:
That's what I meant!

Mrs Grober:
THE BAR'S CLOSED!

Michael Corben:
Mrs. Grober, there's no time to explain. But from now on, you are The French Teacher

Michael Corben:
Remember the gum that goes squirt? Well this is the gum that goes boom...

Michael Corben:
What'd I miss?

Kent:
Eh, some crap about our future.