If Looks Could Kill 
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Michael Corben: I'll nail your ass to the wall.
Augustus Steranko: That sounds very painful.
Michael Corben: I am not afraid to die. I am not afraid to die. Who am I kidding?
Michael Corben: Hmm, looks like he stepped out.
Michael Corben: I knew I should have taken Spanish.
Areola Canastra: Bonjour, Mousier Corben.
Michael Corben: Uh, Boner. I mean Suior.
Michael Corben: Hey, your dick's on fire!... Made ya look!
Michael Corben: Shit.
Melissa Tyler: Oh my god, we're all gonna die!
Kent: No, we're not! Corbin's here!
Melissa Tyler: That's what I meant!
Mrs Grober: THE BAR'S CLOSED!
Michael Corben: Mrs. Grober, there's no time to explain. But from now on, you are The French Teacher
Michael Corben: Remember the gum that goes squirt? Well this is the gum that goes boom...
Michael Corben: What'd I miss?
Kent: Eh, some crap about our future.
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