Drew Carey:
I was having a political argument with a lady who said, "If women ran the world, there would be no war." That's a load of crap, isn't it? Sure, nobody would start a fight for no reason if women ran the world. It would be like, "Hi, this is England. How come we're being invaded?" "Oh, I think you know. I saw you looking at France!"

Colin Mochrie:
The way "Celebrity Improv Jeapardy" works is I give you a category and you give me the answer. For example, if the category was a type of color, you give me...

Colin Mochrie:
Red. The question would then be, "What is a book after you have finished with it? Read!"

Colin Mochrie:
Don't bug the host!

Colin Mochrie:
The first category is types of cars.

Colin Mochrie:
The answer is Volvo. And the question is...

Kathy Kinney:
Buzz! What is hidden in my vagina?