Jack:
Why'd you come up?

Beth:
Because... I wanted to be sad. Now I'm sad.

Jennifer Morton:
No shit the munchies! I forgot all about the munchies!

Gwen Daugherty:
Excuse me Lou. Fuck you, Jamie.

Jamie Ross:
If I have to dive into this water and swim over to you, you're gonna be a sorry little girl.

Gwen Daugherty:
I'm already sorry.

Gwen Daugherty:
I hope I didn't offend any of you. Jamie needs to learn that he shouldn't over-wind his toys.

Jennifer Morton:
I gotta tell you. I like her. I like her a lot.

Matthew Berman:
The ring? Unca Lou... You know I hate boxing!

Matthew Berman:
I just called the boys.

Kelly Berman:
How are they?

Matthew Berman:
They're fine. I told them that Mommy beat the s**t out of me today.

Jamie Ross:
Do you wanna dance?

Jennifer Morton:
I shouldn't. I shouldn't Jamie. I mean it. You're scum.

Jamie Ross:
I'm not sure. Is that a yes?

Jennifer Morton:
Yeah, that's a yes.

Jennifer Morton:
I'm not even this happy when I'm about to have sex!

Brad Berman:
Is it me? I don't remember it smelling this much like urine.

Matthew Berman:
The cabin always smelled like urine. That's how you found it when you came uphill in the dark.

Jennifer Morton:
I've decided I wanna be just like Kelly when I grow up.

Kelly Berman:
And I wanna be just like Jennifer!

Jennifer Morton:
And I wanna have a body like Gwen's!

Kelly Berman:
No shit!

Brad Berman:
No toilet paper! Ho-ho-ho! You guys are good! Man, oh yeah. This is a brilliant schreck! You guys working for NASA? Huh? Is there a blueprint for this plan, cause I'd love to see it. Tell me, did ya carry it the toilet paper down in shifts? This isn't a privy, it's a think tank!

Jack:
You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat the schreck king!