Gene Autry:
I thought you were an old Indian scout!

Shadrach Jones:
Yeah, but these aren't old Indians we're scoutin'.

Shadrach Jones:
Bad?

Gene Autry:
Not very.

Shadrach Jones:
Which side?

Gene Autry:
Left.

Shadrach Jones:
Good. I've always had a cowlick on that side. Maybe this'll cover it.

Gene Autry:
Do you know what a fool looks like?

Shadrach Jones:
I certainly do. I can see myself in the lookin' glass, can't I?