Indian Territory 
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Gene Autry: I thought you were an old Indian scout!
Shadrach Jones: Yeah, but these aren't old Indians we're scoutin'.
Shadrach Jones: Bad?
Gene Autry: Not very.
Shadrach Jones: Which side?
Gene Autry: Left.
Shadrach Jones: Good. I've always had a cowlick on that side. Maybe this'll cover it.
Gene Autry: Do you know what a fool looks like?
Shadrach Jones: I certainly do. I can see myself in the lookin' glass, can't I?
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