I don't like smoking or drinking.
But how about women?
Oh, yes, a lot, but...
But? But what?
Frankly, what I like best is jerking off.
Ah. Good solution. An exercise in concentration that stimulates fantasy, and I'd say it develops a novelist's turn of mind. My experiences, for example, were like installment novels - always new characters who introduced other ones: "Meet my sister. This is my cousin."