Basil Underwood:
After all, what am I? Just the greatest actor in the world.

Joyce Arden:
You're going to have love for breakfast, love for luncheon and love for dinner. Sweet, sugary, sticky worship. You're going to have a steady diet of it till you're ready to scream - you billygoat!

Marcia West:
Aunt Ella, when Basil Underwood feels like a kipper, I'm sure he doesn't feel like an egg - even an aristocratic one.

Basil Underwood:
Have you seen a mad woman 'round here?