Jazzin' for Blue Jean 
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Vic: I know the man. Actually we're distantly related. My... um... my mothers sister - she married his old man in Cheltenham. That makes me his half-cousin, twice removed... or... close enough.
Vic: That's me.
Vic: Is he big?
Vic: That's okay - he'll like me. Lots of people like me. Well not straight away but give it a couple o' minutes and...
Vic: Yogi. Er...
Vic: Whoosh. Whoosh Olliandum.
Vic: He'll find out sooner or later about his mother. Only I did promise I'd tell him personally - you know what mothers... are... like. How's your mother? She well? I hope so.
Screaming Lord Byron: I've got a teensy weensy little headache, and I wonder if you might switch that thing OFF... until I finish passing out, thank you.
Vic: Mr Screaming. Er... good evening. I'm from the Melody Faces - no - one of the music magazines. I was with a music magazine now I'm with a more high profile kind of... aw I've really hurt me head.