Jesus Christ:
Lemonade?

Father Eustace:
Will there be enough?

Jesus Christ:
Oh, there'll be plenty.

Santo Enmascarado de Plata:
He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.

Jesus Christ:
If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope.

Dr. Pretorious:
We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.

Jesus Christ:
Is that you, bowl of cherries?

Jesus Christ:
I don't know. I've seen a lot of strange things over the years.

Jesus Christ:
Ohh, it's you Dad. So what's your advice?