Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 
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Jesus Christ: Lemonade?
Father Eustace: Will there be enough?
Jesus Christ: Oh, there'll be plenty.
Santo Enmascarado de Plata: He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.
Jesus Christ: If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope.
Dr. Pretorious: We're running short on skin. We'll need to harvest more lesbians.
Jesus Christ: Is that you, bowl of cherries?
Jesus Christ: I don't know. I've seen a lot of strange things over the years.
Jesus Christ: Ohh, it's you Dad. So what's your advice?