Jonathan Winters: On the Ledge 
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Himself, Others: Not only are you handicapped through blindness, but you're a shriner!
Himself, Others: You gave your lives. How foolish! I kept mine!
Himself, Others: When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out who you are, you're screwed.