Ray Cochran:
All aboard!

Frank Wyatt:
That's a conductor, not a bus driver.

Ray Cochran:
Hey, why don't you sit down and shut up.

Frank Wyatt:
Now THAT's a bus driver.

Dre:
That money's got blood on it, man.

Fallon:
You ever seen any that didn't?

Fallon:
You guys are really pissing me off. This is cutting into my drinking time!

Mike Peterson:
Frank, your little brother's a chickenshit!

Frank Wyatt:
Knock it off! I just wanna have a good FUCKING time tonight, all right?

John Wyatt:
Hey fuck you, man! Let us get through!

John Wyatt:
Hey fuck you, man! What are you doing?

Ray Cochran:
Come inside this thing, it's bigger than your house.

Mike Peterson:
What the hell do I gotta do to shut him up?

Fallon:
Attention, food shoppers. We have a special over at the frozen food department, dead meat!

Fallon:
No, you can't take my money. But you can... take my money.

Mike Peterson:
It's all right, John's a good guy.

Ray Cochran:
He's a good guy? He's a pain in the ASS!

Ray Cochran:
Un-fucking-believable!

John Wyatt:
Ray, calm down.

Ray Cochran:
Calm down? This stuff's gonna cost me a fortune! I'm now the proud owner of this piece of shit!

Fallon:
Don't move, don't whisper, don't even BREATHE!

Ray Cochran:
We're stuck in this piece of shit which I NOW OWN!

Frank Wyatt:
By the way, don't call me "Francis".

Fallon:
Francis Howard Wyatt! I used to have a girlfriend named Frances. She had blue eyes just like you.