Gweedo:
King Kong Bundy looks like giant penis with a broken black condom!

Violent J:
Remind me never to hire ugly fat bitches again.

Gweedo:
Oh no! Shannon Doherty!

Diamond Donavan Douglas:
Abdullah the butcher's titties are being stabbed by the Rude Boy!

Gweedo:
And now Iron shiek mounting him like a fagg- oh wait it's a camel clutch!

3D:
Leatherface is gonna win this match cos he's friends with the booker. I bet that pisses the other guys off.

Shaggy 2 Dope:
This is evil dead. He is a real zombie.

Violent J:
Yeah, not just my brother in a dumb mask.

Shaggy 2 Dope:
Well we run the promotion, what do you expect?

3D:
and now that manager chick is gonna turn on Angel, as if anyone watching gives a shit!

Shaggy 2 Dope:
JCW, wrestling by the Juggalos, for the juggalos!