Jim:
What're you doing?

Mary:
Research.

Jim:
Oh, Mary...

Mary:
Is this how you want me to be?

Jim:
Mary, I don't want you to be like those women

Mary:
I will if that's what you want. I'll just have to get my tits enlarged and drop my IQ a few levels.

Sheri:
You see, this is the beauty of short term relationships. You can have all your whips and chains and never have to deal with the tampon trips to the 7-Eleven.