Cal Bruce:
Someday, I'm going to take a ten pound sledge to that pipe... and I hope it's in your mouth when I do.

Smokestack:
I've been waiting for you to try that for twenty-two years, you miserable Irish polecat.

Cal Bruce:
You're fired!

Smokestack:
Ha!

Smokestack:

Bill Quantrill:
Any trouble?

Max Janus:
Yeah, with the sheriff. They need a new one now.

Smokestack:
It looks like we're already in the war everybody keeps talking about.

Capt. John Nelson:
No, this is worse than war. In a war, at least you know who you're fighting.

Barbara Bruce:
What's the sense in worrying about something that might not happen?

Cal Bruce:
Well, if we worry enough maybe it won't happen.