Oddball:
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Moriarty:
Crap!

Oddball:
Crazy! I mean like so many positive waves maybe we can't lose! You're on!

Oddball:
To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some sort of weird sandwich, not some nut that takes on three tigers.

Big Joe:
If I hear any more threats against the Captain's life, or any more rumors about going down to headquarters and assassinating the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! Got it?

Oddball:
A Sherman tank can give you an... edge.

Oddball:
Still up!

Oddball:
No it ain't.

Oddball:
Arf arf arf... That's my other dog impression.

Crapgame:
Try making a DEAL!

Big Joe:
What kind of DEAL?

Crapgame:
A DEAL, deal! Maybe he's a Republican. You know, "Business is business."

Oddball:
Crapgame, who is that guy?

Crapgame:
Him? Name's Kelly. Used to be a lieutenant, until somebody gave the order to attack the wrong hill. Wiped out a half a company of G.I.'s. Somebody had to get blamed and he got picked.

Big Joe:
Now take that underwear off your head. Enough's enough.

Oddball:
Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

Oddball:
So they tell me. Everybody round here is very friendly. Look, baby, I'm kinda hung up. I need sixty feet of bridge.

Bellamy:
Hey, kid, they haven't got you in the nut ward again?

Oddball:
Ah, Bellamy, for cryin' out loud. That's the the stinking, most awful, stupid joke and you're always pullin' that stinking awful stupid joke. You don't want in this thing, you don't get in this thing. I cut you in on everything. I don't need you. Sixty feet of bridge I can get almost anywhere. Schmuck!

Big Joe:
...There's no booze, there's no broads, there's no action!

Captain Maitland:
That's another thing - don't fool around with the women. Their husbands carry guns. And remember, the penalty for looting is death.

Big Joe:
Loot what? There is nothing to loot!

Oddball:
We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris... or maybe ever New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days.

Big Joe:
I thought I told you to get a good-looking kid, not some fat, sausage-chewing wino!

Kelly:
Well, if you wanted a young boy, you should have sent someone else.

Big Joe:
Now when I come back, I want that farmhouse not only clean but completely decorated. Do you understand that?

Major General Colt:
They even got the grave diggers with them!