Kermit's Swamp Years: The Real Story Behind Kermit the Frog's Early Years 
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Kermit: What was that?
Pilgrim: That was a pig.
Kermit: I hope I never see another one of those again as long as I live.
Goggles, Turtle #1: Oh... I get it! Dissection must be some kind of full body massage.