Kill Me Later 
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Charlie Anders: You shouldn't smoke, you know, it'll kill ya.
Shawn Holloway: You're kidding, right?
Charlie Anders: Sorry.
Billy: It's like you said all she wanted was the money...I didn't mean shit to her.
Charlie Anders: She was just the wrong girl Billy...
Billy: No, you were right. women are bad, masturbating's good.
Charlie Anders: No... masturbating's lonely, Bill.
Shawn Holloway: You wanna know my dream? It's a beautiful dream; to be cremated.
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