Kondom des Grauens 
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Luigi Mackeroni: What can a man do in New York if he's lonely and hasn't a dick?
Luigi Mackeroni: Every morning when I wake up, it all seems like a bad nightmare. But then I reach for my groin and face the absurd facts once more.
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