Larry & Steve 
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Steve: Hi, there. I'm a dog. I'm just telling you in case if you are, well, stupid.
Larry: Woah! A dog who speaks english! One time, I had a Jack-Russell Terrier who spoke Dutch, but I couldn't understand what he was saying.
Steve: Umm, Larry, it says here you're license was suspended.
Larry: No, they just took it away temporarily.
Larry: Steve, honey, I think I know what I'm talking about alright I didn't spend 12 years in Kindergarten because I'm stupid.
Steve: Why did you then?
Larry: I got my foot caught in the radiator
Larry: How do you feel Steve?
Steve: Like Agamemnon after the fury of Clytemnestra
Larry: Oh yea... who?
Steve: It's a tragedy
Larry: Oh... is everybody alright?