Elizabeth:
We should do this again soon in the distant future.

Judy:
As soon as he's party trained.

Judy:
Going out with Sarah is about as much fun as a barrel of dead monkeys.

Cody:
An artist is someone who is starving in their twenties. I'm thirty-two. I'm a deadbeat.

Cody:
What would a televangelist know about religion?

Sidney Butz:
He threw his pants at me!

Cody MacKenzie:
If anyone finds out I've accepted a little responsibility, I'll be ruined.

Mike O'Malley:
Maybe losing this job is the kick in the ass I need. I've gotten lazy on a steady paycheck. Hell, the Fish doesn't know what to do with me anyway. I've had more positions in the last year than Marilyn Chambers has had in a lifetime.