Trent Burns:
What you piss in is yours for life.

Morton Stockard:
A popular girl is never bored. Or boring.

Devon:
I don't like children. They smell like TV.

Trent:
The way I see it, you have people who own lawns and people who mow them. And they are never the same.

Devon:
People say you're trash. Trash is something you put a lid on because it stinks. You don't smell so bad!'

Trent:
Thanks! You've made my day!

Trent:
'There are people who own lawns and people who mow them and they're never the same people.'

Trent:
I don't like ribbons, and I got me a hangover.

Trent Burns:
No you are too young!

Devon:
I'm not going to show you my tits, stupid.