Lawn Dogs 
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Trent Burns: What you piss in is yours for life.
Morton Stockard: A popular girl is never bored. Or boring.
Devon: I don't like children. They smell like TV.
Trent: The way I see it, you have people who own lawns and people who mow them. And they are never the same.
Devon: People say you're trash. Trash is something you put a lid on because it stinks. You don't smell so bad!'
Trent: Thanks! You've made my day!
Trent: 'There are people who own lawns and people who mow them and they're never the same people.'
Trent: I don't like ribbons, and I got me a hangover.
Trent Burns: No you are too young!
Devon: I'm not going to show you my tits, stupid.
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