Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

Emmett:
You fall asleep during the West Wing.

Elle:
Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?

Elle:
Hello Patriots!

Timothy McGinn:
Oh my god, it's capital Barbie.

Paulette:
Let's discharge!

Elle:
Hi everyone!

Timothy McGinn:
Look, it's Capitol Barbie.

Reena:
She's so shiny.

Paulette:
Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.

Paulette:
You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!

Rep. Rudd:
Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Emmett:
You know what I thought when I first met you?

Elle:
That woman wears a lot of pink?

Elle:
This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.

Elle:
So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!

Elle:
I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded company!

Elle:
Oooooh! Nice briefcase!

Elle:
I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!

Elle:
Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.

Elle:
I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.

Elle:
Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.

Sid:
I hate that feeling, whatever that means.

Rep. Rudd:
Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.

Emmett:
Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.