Larry Lovage:
She just likes me for my... Twiggy Style

Larry Lovage:
Hey, Who the hell let Russell in here?

Larry Laffer:
Whatever happened to good old pointing and clicking?

Larry Laffer:
Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the grocery store?

Larry Lovage:
Oh yeah, baby! Are you ready for some... weiner?

Larry Lovage:
Oh, man. This girl has got to do nude scene in a movie someday.

Larry Lovage:
Wait a second. What did you say?

Larry Lovage:
What, about pirates?

Larry Lovage:
No, dumb ass. About her gettin' naked on film. Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Larry Lovage:
Of course, I'm thinking what you're thinking. We're the same person. Aren't we?