Leprechaun 3 
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Doctor: All right, let's just start with every test that starts with the letter A, tomorrow we'll do the B's, and then Thursday...
Nurse: You play golf on Thursday.
Doctor: Well, this is an emergency.
Leprechaun: For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick!
Leprechaun: Ahhh... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches.
Doctor: Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance?
Scott: Do ya take Green Cross?
Tammy: Let me go, you son of a bitch!
Leprechaun: Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul.
Lucky: He's a good luck charm.
Gupta: Yes, I can see it's working very well.
Scott: There once was a lady of Totten / Whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. / She cared not for steaks / Or for pastries and cakes / But lived upon penis au gratin.
Waitress: Metallica. No, wait... White Zombie. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds!
Scott: What the hell did I just say?
Leprechaun: There was an old man of Madras / Whose balls were made of fine brass. / So in stormy weather / They both clanged together / And sparks flew out of his arse.
Leprechaun: Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road!
Scott: Have you ever blown a rod before?
Tammy: I beg your pardon?
Scott: The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods... You don't want to know this, right?
Tammy: No, actually, I don't.
Scott: Excuse me, where can I cash a check?
Tammy: Sorry I'm late, Fazio.
Tammy: You're a magician, not the Pope.
Leprechaun: I want my gold shilling. Tell me where it is or there will be another killing.
Leprechaun: Mmm, I like Indian food. So spicy!
Leprechaun: A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from my shillelagh. You can keep it in a crock. Ha ha.
Scott: I thought maybe you could sneak me inside the casino to see what it's like.
Tammy: What, do you think this is like Disneyland or something?
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