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Ramsy: Want a beer?
Joy: Oh, I-I already have one, but you should get one.
Buck: Easy, Rams, baby. Here you go, big guy; some much needed elixir to celebrate your passing over the guarded threshold of life.
Donnie: How's it go? The party was going great, and all the boys were feeling Mary. Mary had to leave, so they all jumped for Joy.
Joy: The chimes sound nice.
Ramsy: Yeah, they do. I've gotten used to them.
Joy: Sometimes we take nice things for granted.
Buck: Psst... Ramsy. Ramsy, wake up. Ramsy!
Buck: Were you having a nightmare? What were you dreaming about?
Ramsy: Football. Uh, I was playing football.
Buck: Yeah, right.
Buck: The way you sounded, you must have scored!
Buck: Grades are for crap.
Ramsy: Buck, you only say that 'cause your grades are crappy.
Buck: It's what you know and how you feel that's important.
Buck: That's a tough question. That's what I like about you, Ramsy. You always ask the hard ones. Most guys have roommates that ask easy questions like, "How do you circumcise a mosquito?"