Chester:
Yeah, and I got what they call "The Krispy Kream", which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda of like a donut.

Mike:
It's from eating too many donuts.

Joe:
Don't you get sick a lot, Chester?

Chester:
I get sick a lot, but this time I didn't get sick, I was poisoned...

Mike:
What night is tonight, Chemist?

The Chemist:
The Chemist says that tonight is the last night of the European tour with Taproot and Deftones... and is also the night that The Chemist and his associates derived a maticulous plan to destroy... The Deftones! Mua-ha-ha-ha! The idea was initially brought up by my associate Spike Minoda, who was undercover from the KGB. His idea was to destroy the Deftones by replacing their water... with vodka! Once I apprehended the virgin waters I therefore took them to the "labrotory"... we... took place... in something very... devious!

Mike:
Look how fat my head is, it's fatter than normal... IT'S TOO BIG!

Mike:
We we're on our way to where? Wichita, but we ended up in DITCHita!

Mike:
If we get hit by the red car, we'll make MTV news.

Mike:
These are my new... Brit-Pop... Superstar Glasses!

Rob:
This is the Phoenix. This is where we keep the Phoenix.

Phoenix:
You came in just when I lost too, which doesn't happen THAT often.

Phoenix:
It's gettin' fatter... the kitty is gettin' fatter!

Phoenix:
I have one that goes around my waist, and it's got a little duck head in it.

Mike:
Rob.

Rob:
Hi, how's it doin'?

Mike:
Any thoughts, concerns?

Rob:
No, just chillin' with Big Ben.

Chester:
I'm sick of hearing people yelling. The only person I want to hear yelling is me.

Brad:
What about us?

Rob:
Yeah, what about us? What happens when we're sick of that?

Rob:
I have a shelter on me.

Phoenix:
Is that good?

Rob:
Also the sprinklers are kind of like probably six feet in front of me.

Phoenix:
So you're not going to get wet?

Rob:
I'll probably just get a little wet while the other guys are going to get soaked. It's good.

Rob:
It was fun.

Phoenix:
You ended up getting wet?

Rob:
Ended up getting soaked. I didn't get out of it.

Rob:
No #2's in the bathroom. Only #1's. It's a rule that's been passed on from generation to generation.

Joe:
Everybody gets in (the chat room) except for me. And when I do get in, they don't believe that it's ME!

Rob:
Chester has the biggest collection of shoes. Chester has anywhere from ten to twenty pairs of shoes on tour with us.

Joe:
We liken him to Imelda Marcos. Yes, I said that.

Joe:
Cookie time!

Mike:
This is the product of Joe Hahn, Mike Shinoda, and Chester Bennington!