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Little Rascals Quotes (1994)
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Famous Little Rascals Quotations
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Kids may enjoy the slapstick of this modern reworking of the old Our Gang comedies, but parents who grew up watching them on TV (or grandparents who saw them at theaters) will wonder why anyone would want to be involved in this pathetic remake. Directed by Penelope Spheeris, the film takes look-alike kids and casts them as Spanky, Alfalfa, Buckwheat, and the rest, minus any sense of what made the old Hal Roach comedies funny. Instead of kids being kids, these are kids doing shtick while recycling such old bits as the He-Man Woman Haters Club, the kids' go-cart race, and Spanky and Alfalfa dressing as girls. Devoid of charm or wit. --Marshall Fine
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- A.J. Ferguson: Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me? »
- Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!" »
- Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem. »
- Alfalfa: You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime. »
- Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa. »
- Buckwheat: Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?
Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh! »
- Buckwheat: I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey, hey, hey, hey »
- Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911? »
- Butch: Any last words?
Alfalfa: Yeah, uh! See ya! »
- Darla: Alfalfa, this is a side of you I've never seen before! »
- Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I'd punish you.
Stymie: If we were YOUR kids, we'd punish ourselves! »
- Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder. »
- Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh. »
- Stymie: Wood doesn't grow on trees! »
- Stymie: You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent! »
- Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them. »
- Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily! »
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