Mr. Big:
You damn lucky you got an ear left to hear the question with! Which is, did you mess with that?

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:
What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!

Felix Leiter:
Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please?

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:
Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?

Cab driver:
You know where you're going?

James Bond:
Uptown, I believe?

Cab driver:
Uptown? You headed into Harlem, man!

James Bond:
Well you just stay on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra twenty in it for you.

Cab driver:
Hey man, for twenty bucks I'd take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout!

Quarrel:
My regards to Baron Samedi, man, right between the eyes.

Tee-Hee:
There are two ways to disable an croc, you know.

James Bond:
I don't suppose you'd care to tell me what they are.

Tee-Hee:
One way is to take a pencil and stick it in the pressure area above its eye.

James Bond:
And the other way?

Tee-Hee:
Oh, the other way is twice as simple. You just stick your hand in its mouth and pull its teeth out. Heh, heh.

Kananga:
Tee-Hee, on the first wrong answer from Miss Solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. Bond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you will proceed to the more... VITAL... areas.

Harold Strutter:
Can't miss him. It's like following a cue ball.

Tee-Hee:
Mr. Bond, its good to see you again.

Cab driver:
I sure hope you make friends easy!

Cab driver:
Right on, brother!

M:
I'm sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section disperses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street.

M:
Good God!

James Bond:
You see, sir. By pulling out this button, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet - at long range, or so Q claims...

M:
I feel very tempted to test that theory right now!

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:
Did you ever think of getting a driver's licence, boy?

James Bond:
Quite revealing!

James Bond:
Same time tomorrow, Mrs. Bell?

Rosie Carver:
There's a...

James Bond:
Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose.

Miss Caruso:
Such a delicate touch.

James Bond:
Sheer magnetism, darling.

Solitaire:
The cards have followed you for me.

Eddie:
Boy, where you been all your life? That there's one of them new car-boats.

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:
By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within.

Sheriff J.W. Pepper:
And that means you, smartass.

Solitaire:
You have found yourself.

Adam:
You made a big mistake back on that island, Bond. You took something that didn't belong to you. And you took it from a friend of Mr. Big's. That kind of mistake is TOUGH to bounce back from.

Hamilton:
Whose funeral is this?

Solitaire:
Now what are you doing?

James Bond:
Just being disarming, darling.