Stanley:
We heard the sea is infactuated with sharks.

Oliver:
Not infactuated. He means infuriated.

Captain:
If anybody ever mentions the word "ghost" to me, I'm gonna twist his head around so that when he's walking north he'll be looking south.

Stanley:
Do you think he's in heaven?

Oliver:
No. Most likely he's gone to the other place. Get some coal. We'll dump him overboard.

Stanley:
Do you gotta take your own coal with you when you go to the other place?

Oliver:
Certainly not. It's to weight the sack down so it'll sink.