Cuthbert Gibbons:
From now on, Tozzi here is gonna be your new best friend.

Gibbons:
Okay, let me tell you...

Mike Tozzi:
Shut up so he can tell you.

Mike:
To the john.

Mike:
This is strictly a sit down operation.

Mike:
If I find out you're lying I'm gonna cut you loose.

Mike:
Oh yeah? What makes you so sure.

Mike:
Do you have something I can munch on?

Mike:
I'm talking about food!

Mike:
I'm a humanitarion.

Mike:
Yeah, well, I'd pay a million bucks to get out of it right now.

Gibbons:
He's banging her. He's undercover and he's banging her!

Gibbons:
Thank you, Dr. Ruth.

Gibbons:
(to Mike) You don't get enough chances in real life to be an asshole, you have to be one on the job, too?

Gibbons:
Where'd you buy this shit, Radio Shack?

Bells:
Stanley, it's wood.

Mike:
Yeah, what?

Gibbons:
Call for back up!

Bells:
Listen to the mouth on this one, Mikey. And they call her brother Freshy.

Gibbons:
Yeah, if you hadn't of thrown the guy who knows how to work it off at fifth avenue.

Mike:
I wanna try something.

Mike:
Gibbs, you're alive.

Gibbons:
That explains the overwhelming joy I feel right now.