Bad Apple 
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Cuthbert Gibbons: From now on, Tozzi here is gonna be your new best friend.
Gibbons: Okay, let me tell you...
Mike Tozzi: Shut up so he can tell you.
Mike: To the john.
Mike: This is strictly a sit down operation.
Mike: If I find out you're lying I'm gonna cut you loose.
Mike: Oh yeah? What makes you so sure.
Mike: Do you have something I can munch on?
Mike: I'm talking about food!
Mike: I'm a humanitarion.
Mike: Yeah, well, I'd pay a million bucks to get out of it right now.
Gibbons: He's banging her. He's undercover and he's banging her!
Gibbons: Thank you, Dr. Ruth.
Gibbons: (to Mike) You don't get enough chances in real life to be an asshole, you have to be one on the job, too?
Gibbons: Where'd you buy this shit, Radio Shack?
Bells: Stanley, it's wood.
Mike: Yeah, what?
Gibbons: Call for back up!
Bells: Listen to the mouth on this one, Mikey. And they call her brother Freshy.
Gibbons: Yeah, if you hadn't of thrown the guy who knows how to work it off at fifth avenue.
Mike: I wanna try something.
Mike: Gibbs, you're alive.
Gibbons: That explains the overwhelming joy I feel right now.
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