Lord Zedd's Monster Heads: The Greatest Villains of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Lord Zedd:
Goldar! I have considered the strange Earth custom of Halloween. It would appear to be right up my galaxy!

Goldar:
Yes!

Lord Zedd:
Once a year, they disguise themselves for the purpose of scaring one another.

Lord Zedd:
They're having a party, Goldar. Does that give you any ideas?

Goldar:
Yes, we send our monsters down to infiltrate their party!

Lord Zedd:
No, you fool! We throw our own party!

Baboo:
Do we get to dress up? I've always wanted to be Little Bo Peep!

Tommy:
I thought we turned you into squash, Pumpkin Rapper!

Pumpkin Rapper:
Maybe ya did / But it's time to get sad / 'Cause of Lord Zedd's power / We're back and we're bad

Lord Zedd:
You see, Squatt, it's not easy to defeat the monsters of Lord Zedd!

Lord Zedd:
Mine haven't been the only monsters to daunt the Power Rangers! My wife, Rita, created a terrible monster to battle the Black Ranger!

Squatt:
I remember now! He looked mean!

Lord Zedd:
He was a most wicked warrior. The perfect challenger!

Squatt:
It was quite a showdown! I thought the Black Ranger was finished!

Lord Zedd:
Yes... but as usual, his pathetic Power Friends came to his aid.

Lord Zedd:
That encounter didn't go as well as planned. But that didn't hamper the ability to maintain monster mayhem! It was painfully obvious early on that our monsters had to be infinitely more powerful! So, Rita tried something deliciously different. And that, as you will remember, resulted in Eye Guy.

Lord Zedd:
He was a particularly evil creature, because he could see everything.

Lord Zedd:
No, it hasn't been easy battling the Power Rangers. Sometimes one monster just isn't enough, no matter how strong or scary.

Squatt:
Whew, that place gave me the creeps! But not as much as it scared the Power Rangers!

Lord Zedd:
Hahaha! It was one hideous monster after another! Whenever a Power Ranger turned around, there was another challenge to face!

Lord Zedd:
Oh, how I love the excitement that my monsters bring to the conflict. Each one presents its own, unusual danger. Rita's Terror Toad was a perfect example of a particularly talented monster.

Terror Toad:
It's supper time!

Lord Zedd:
Goldar, I'm sure you remember the Silver Horn! He was a powerful monster that filled those teenagers with utter fear!

Lord Zedd:
The Zords were no match for this monster. Serpentera was a celestial vehicle with a complete aresenal of weaponry. We were more than ready to defeat the Power Rangers!

Lord Zedd:
There is no doubt I am the greatest. My creatures are the best the world has ever feared. If this strange Earth custom called Halloween means monsters, then I should be hailed as the king of Halloween!

Lord Zedd:
Finster, is everything ready?

Finster:
Yes, your Evilness, all preparations have been made. The guests are assembled, and the monsters are ready.

Lord Zedd:
Have you arranged special music for this Halloween party?

Finster:
Oh, dear, I'm afraid I forgot.

Lord Zedd:
Forgot? You fool! Do I have to do everything myself? I want music NOW!

Lord Zedd:
I hope you can play Halloween music on that thing!

Snizard:
No, but if ya hum a few bars, I can fake it!

Lord Zedd:
Goldar, all that food is for our guests. I would appreciate it if you would stay away from it! Why don't you do something more productive? Gather the guests. Summon the monsters! It's time to celebrate Halloween!