Stars: Tom Cruise, Jackie Earle Haley, John Stockwell, John P. Navin Jr., Shelley Long
Genre: Action, Comedy
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 100 minutes
Just get one thing straight, Wimp. We may be stuck with you, but that doesn't mean you're going to ruin our trip just because you're a little brat kid! We're going to be as crude as we want, as filthy as we want, and as gross as we want! You understand that, Wimp?
My name's Wendell, and why should today be any different?