|
Lost in Space Quotes (1998)
|
|
Famous Lost in Space Quotations
|
|
Kain Blueriver, the hero of this sci-fi comedy, is a Trouble Contractor: he handles cases too difficult and/or dangerous for the Universal Guardians. He always wears a blue cape--even with Gundam-type robot armor--and fights with a psi blade, a weapon similar to the light-sabres in "Star Wars," powered by psychic energy. His partner in adventure is the energetic, green-haired Canal, the holographic embodiment of the control system of his ship, the Swordbreaker. In their first adventures, Kain and Canal acquire a third companion: Millie, a Jill-of-all-trades, mistress of none, who is determined to be the best in the universe... at something. Although she's a crack shot, Millie is a typical, fussy anime heroine who complains and blames everyone and everything for her repeated failures. The Swordbreaker is a "Lost Ship," a relic of the superior technology of a vanished civilization that can defy the laws of physics, motion, inertia, etc. Kain inherited it from his grandmother, whose wisdom he constantly invokes. This quarrelsome trio retrieves stolen property, rescues runaway ships, and protects sensitive witnesses, squabbling and bickering all the way. The result is not so much a comedy-adventure as a farce-adventure. Unrated; suitable for ages 10 and up; minor sexual innuendos and some rather tame violence. --Charles Solomon
|
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Black was always my colour. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Evil knows evil. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Give my regards to oblivion. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: I loathe children. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: I'm a doctor, not a space explorer. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: It's the world behind the world Dr. Robinson. Lie once, cheat twice, and everything becomes clear. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time..." »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Like the drip, drip, drip of blood...
Major West: You really need to shut up. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Major West, I highly recommend you never breed. That, by the way, is my medical opinion. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Never fear, Smith is here. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh, be still my foolish heart. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind. »
- Dr. Zachary Smith: You can't do it can you? You can't kill the man without becoming the monster. »
- John Robinson: Have you noticed, you take to opposite position to whatever I say?
Maureen Robinson: Of course I do, we're married. »
- John Robinson: There's a lot of space out there to get lost in. »
- John Robinson: We're caught in the sun's gravitational pull. We're headed straight for it.
Major West: Oh, really? So that's what the big yellow ball is. »
- John Robinson: What are you doing?
Major West: You never leave an enemy stronghold intact.
John Robinson: Major, stop.
Major West: One of your father's first rules of engagement.
John Robinson: That's a direct order.
Major West: I hate spiders. »
- Judy Robinson: Those who can't think, fight. »
- Major West: 8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic. »
- Major West: And the monkey flips the switch. »
- Major West: I don't like the sound of that sound. »
- Major West: I'm going to try to break us out of the atmosphere.
John Robinson: No, we don't have enough core material for that.
Major West: Well, maybe if we catch one of the thermal...
John Robinson: No, it won't work. I *know*. We have to go... down. Through the planet as she's breaking up. We can use the planet's gravity...
Major West: What?
John Robinson: To throw us ut the other side and back into space!
Major West: That's insane!
John Robinson: I don't have time to argue. »
- Major West: If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for? »
- Major West: If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls? »
- Major West: It's still working.
John Robinson: What?
Major West: The hyperdrive. If we can't go around the Sun, then we go straight through it, using your hyperdrive.
John Robinson: But, without a hypergate, the exit vector's random. There's no telling where we'd come out.
Major West: Anywhere but here. »
- Major West: OK, last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer. »
- Major West: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.
Judy Robinson: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it? »
- Major West: You know, the planet IS breaking up around us. »
- Maureen Robinson: Am I interrupting something? No really, I think you two should go ahead and slug it out. I mean, here we are on a an alien world and you boys want to get into a pissing contest? Please, go for it. I'll have Judy down here in a heartbeat to declare you both unfit, and I'll take over this mission. Now I don't want to hear another word from you, is THAT clear? »
- Maureen Robinson: NOT another word. Better. Now if you've finished hosing down the decks with testosterone, I suggest you come with me. I may have found a way to get us off this planet. »
- Monster Smith: Haven't you made the doorway... too small?
Older Will: Not for me. But then, I'm not going, am I? The spiders didn't kill the girls. It was you. I just didn't let myself see it. You kept me alive because you needed me. Because I could build this for you.
Monster Smith: Poor, poor boy. Did you think that I would let you go? After all that I have become? Look at me. I am no mere man.
Monster Smith: I am a god. Within these eggsacks lives a monster race of spiders. We shall descend upon helpless Earth. An entire planet on which to rule. An entire planet on which to feed! Time to die, *son*.
Older Will: I'm not your son! »
- Monster Smith: I never liked me anyway. »
- Monster Smith: You should have killed me when you had the chance.
John Robinson: You know, you're right. I couldn't kill the man...
John Robinson: But I can kill the monster! »
- Penny Robinson: Here we go again. »
- Penny Robinson: Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watching Mom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math. »
- Penny Robinson: Never love anything, kiddo, you will just end up losing it. »
- Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive? »
- Penny Robinson: Ouch. Could he be cuter? I don't *think* so. »
- Penny Robinson: This mission sucks. I don't wanna leave early. I don't wanna go at all.
Maureen Robinson: We will discuss this at dinner.
Penny Robinson: For the last three years, I've missed everything. Training. So I can spend the next ten years missing everything else. I'm not staying home for dinner. I'm going out to see my friends.
Maureen Robinson: Penny.
Penny Robinson: I'm going out to... say good-bye to my entire life.
Maureen Robinson: Penny I need you here tonight. »
- Penny Robinson: We're lost, aren't we? »
- Reporter #1: Professor Robinson, how do your children feel about traveling into space for the next ten years?
John Robinson: They have never been more excited.
Penny Robinson: This mission sucks! »
- Robot: Destroy Robinson family. »
- Robot: It sounds like old morse code.
Will Robinson: What does it say?
Robot: Danger, Will Robinson, danger. »
- Robot: Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken. »
- Will Robinson: Eww. They eat their wounded. »
- Will Robinson: Oh, shit.
Dr. Zachary Smith: A boy of your intelligence should never swear... Oh, shit. »
- Will Robinson: Relax, I'll finish your new body. Mom always said I should make new friends.
Robot: Oh, ha ha ha. »
|
|
|
Search for Lost in Space on  & 
|
|
|
|
|
